Yeah, I think my kids are super cute and I want to post lots of pictures of them. Don't you feel the same way about yours? Why not - that's weird, no? Oh, you don't have kids? That's cool - call me back when you do. Trust me - you'll feel the same way (at least I hope you do, for their sake).
Yeah, I tweeted what I had for dinner last night. You've never told anyone what you had for dinner? Doubt it. Oh, by the way, my mom is on Twitter and she cares.
Yeah, I checked in on Foursquare from the dentist office. You think your check-in from that killer trade show is any better? Eh ...they're both pretty lame.
By the way ... here's a pic of my boys. Love those kids.