Yeah ...

Yeah, I think my kids are super cute and I want to post lots of pictures of them.  Don't you feel the same way about yours?  Why not - that's weird, no?  Oh, you don't have kids?  That's cool - call me back when you do.  Trust me - you'll feel the same way (at least I hope you do, for their sake).

Yeah, I tweeted what I had for dinner last night.  You've never told anyone what you had for dinner?  Doubt it.  Oh, by the way, my mom is on Twitter and she cares.

Yeah, I checked in on Foursquare from the dentist office.  You think your check-in from that killer trade show is any better?  Eh ...they're both pretty lame.

By the way ... here's a pic of my boys.  Love those kids.